foots
the exterminator
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A volunteer for the spirit world just showed up in the test forum.  
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
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Loc: uphill
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All dressed up and no place to go but the spirit world...............
This must be what happens when Canadians have too much free time around a sewing machine and a computer instead of clubbing baby harp seals
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MB2
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Harp season doesn't open until November 15th.
I'm going to see Howie Mandel in a couple of weeks though. Maybe, if you were looking for a Canadian with obsessive compulsive disorder, you'd like to go too. We could club him together.
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wuchang
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MissBudweiser said:
Harp season doesn't open until November 15th.
I'm going to see Howie Mandel in a couple of weeks though. Maybe, if you were looking for a Canadian with obsessive compulsive disorder, you'd like to go too. We could club him together.
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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Howie Mandel,,,I wish he'd show up here,,,I like me some laffter,,,enjoy....
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Scout 1
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Dude was funny when he had hair. Not so much anymore.
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redleg
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WHAT?  
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MB2
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Scout 1 said:
Dude was funny when he had hair. Not so much anymore.
Dude did two hours of slicing the audience. I don't think he actually has a 'routine' any longer. Fast with a comeback on everything, and very adult.  We didn't stop laughing the entire time.
For his cartoon fans, Bobby is the same voice as The Muppet Babies' Skeeter, and their voice is the same as The Gremlins' Gizmo. More stuff from the 80's.
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Scout 1
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Glad he's funny in person for you canucks. All he had to do to make you laugh your asses off is hold up a big mirror. Just sayin.
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Scout 1
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Good photo, by the way.
I wasn't sure if it was forkin Howie Mandel or a No. 2 pencil.
Couldn't spring for the $20 seats up front, huh?
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MB2
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Scout 1 said:
Good photo, by the way.
I wasn't sure if it was forkin Howie Mandel or a No. 2 pencil.
Couldn't spring for the $20 seats up front, huh?
Oh look!
It's the Unknown Comic. Keep the bag over your head, that way the MDC might hire you!
I'm still waiting for your take on the eleven things you have to say about Duck Dynasty!
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Scout 1
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<< cricket chirps >>
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MB2
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Mandel generally dresses all in black, and with the black stage curtains behind him, would you have liked me to ask him to stop and 'pose and smile for Scout'??
Life is no wedding, besides, that was just Saturday. Sunday, I found this. And yet, I haven't found anyone who can tell me it's REAL value, because, so far, I haven't found anyone who has seen one like it before.
Sorry about the pesky art in the background. I just looked UP and FORWARD!
Dammit. Just when you *think* you've seen it ALL before.
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foots
the exterminator
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Kinda looks like IIFID's bed on his wedding night.
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MB2
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lol Speaking of getting physical.
How 'bout this for 'memories', foots?? This guitar was in the same consignment shop.
My husband had a 'thang'  for Olivia Neutron Bomb, back in the day, so I texted the kid to see if it was worth bothering about. He tells me the Indiana Scout is a low-level guitar at best.
All things being equal, and after being married 25 years, my husband's getting a pair of my sweaty leotards, and a pair of 80's legwarmers for Christmas. 
BTW, Howie isn't bald. He shaves his head. 
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Quote:
MissBudweiser said:
...I haven't found anyone who can tell me it's REAL value, because, so far, I haven't found anyone who has seen one like it before.
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
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Bald......shave your head.....same damn thing. Try not to over think it.
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Scout 1
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That looks like some kind of nightmare POS bric-a-brac you'd see in a worthless insane Canuck's house, right along with the 30 cases of Molson's empties on the floor and the Clowns on Velvet paintings on the walls.
Looking for a classic Martin in a junk shop in Ontario is like hoping for an intelligent cogent statement from Miss Butt... you can hope but it ain't gonna appear.
I'm sure you've got lots of great stories about your days in secondhand stores in Kenora, or Thunder Bay. Most of them spent on your back or knees, I'm sure.
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flocked
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Loc: missouri
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foots said:
Kinda looks like IIFID's bed on his wedding night.
how would you know that you sick old goat 
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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Dang ya'll go after it,,,,me I just had a big ole batch of steemed turnips a lil butter salt and pepper,,,some kind of meat,,,I think momma called it a ribeye or something like that,,,,bring on more turnips,,,,what was we talikin bout,,,,life is good tonite..... Bout like gettin the ferst matter of the year,,,, Reckon we all rich in differnet ways,,,,workin round home fer a week and turnips,,,it works for me,,,the bills get paid.
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Edited by redleg (10/24/12 07:12 PM)
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MB2
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So does buying a brand new pair of Reaction shoes for $3.00, red.
I swear. I'm the most conservative person in here. I furnished this entire (here in Desert Hot Springs, Ca.)house out of those shops. Sometimes, I waited a month before buying, until the consignor dropped their price. Nobody gave me a green card, so, I did the best I could. I've done it a few times in my life before, and maybe I'll do it again.....
[jack]71.121.36.167[/jack]
They want 9 G's for that lamp, if it's still there.....
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redleg
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It is a kewl looking lamp,,,or lite,,,or I guess us old hippies could call it a cozmic chandeller,,,anyway I could grow used to it But dang I like me some turnips
My darlin bride would haggle for months for somethin she likes,,,she is a jewel. Somedays she see's something and the check book comes out,,,no conversation at all,,,,she's my jolly packrat,,,,,did I mention I like turnips???
Honest as pretty as it is,,,I'd wait til they it got down round 100 bucks or so,,,but that's just me. 
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MB2
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redleg said:
It is a kewl looking lamp,,,or lite,,,or I guess us old hippies could call it a cozmic chandeller,,,anyway I could grow used to it But dang I like me some turnips
My darlin bride would haggle for months for somethin she likes,,,she is a jewel. Somedays she see's something and the check book comes out,,,no conversation at all,,,,she's my jolly packrat,,,,,did I mention I like turnips???
Honest as pretty as it is,,,I'd wait til they it got down round 100 bucks or so,,,but that's just me.
Well, you've got to watch those high maintenance folks out here, and remember I come from a farm.
They've got more rules and regs in this community than you can keep up with, so, you have to be one step ahead of the old geezers with their canes and walkers.
They had their H.O.A. meeting yesterday, and trust me, they've got no money, but they'll gladly spend yours.
Two things on the agenda stood out.
Pigeons - we have pigeons in this subdivision, and the old folks would gladly give the pigeon catcher a boatload of money to get rid of them.
So, I asked, "What's to stop them from coming back?" Well, they hadn't thought about that. So, instead of spending thousands upon thousands to get rid of them, I told them, "Buy two hawks! That's what they do in New York City." Duh! I'm telling you, their reasoning is, "If it's okay in New York, it's okay in California!" This is actually NEWS to these people. Now they're worried that the hawks will attack FiFi the poodle, or Fluffy the cat.
Their other problems is, mallards. 
We have a beautiful park with waterfalls, a pond and streams filled with koi. Now we have 28 mallards, because the old folks roll on out there and feed them every day! Their poo has already pooched one of several $2,000.00 pumps, and now the koi are floating t*ts up in the water!
And, Mallards are protected by the state. In order to move them, you have to get an expensive, specialized license to remove them, and the State will determine where they should be moved to!
But, the old folks say, "They are so cute, we love to feed them!" Because the old folks don't care, they've only got maybe ten years left and no young whippersnapper's going to stop them from feeding the cute birds.
If you even mention bringing the neighbourhood dogs out to 'play' in the pond, they almost start crying. No one dares mention a gun!
So, MAYBE introducing some swans to the pond will work, at least that's what I told them to do. AND that we need to post a sign that says, "Feeding the ducks, will kill the koi!"
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redleg
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Somethin bout all of that makes me
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MB2
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Well, tonight's their pot-luck Halloween party.
It begins promptly at five, because dammnit, they all have to take their pills on time, dontchaknow?
I'm just hoping that they don't mind
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Bald Eagle wings and drumsticks and manatee steaks!
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